Burma Shavings II

(Belle)
Pepsi-Cola
Hits the spot, but
X-Large cup size?
I think not!
Michael Bloomberg

(Belle)
Warmer weather--
Sun, not rain.
Lose the weeds and
Find the pain
BENGAY

(Firefly)
Poor bunny
Has lost an ear.
A rabid chocoholic
I fear!
Lindt

(Firefly)
But the predator is foiled.
There are many more!
Half price today
At the Lindt store.
Lindt Chocolate

(Firefly)
Vernal pool
Dark and still
Breeding mosquitos
To make you ill.
OFF

(Firefly)
Stagnant water
In the ditch
Harbors insects
That make you itch
After-Bite

(Belle)
If the sun gets
In your eyes . . .
Don't go indoors;
Go in disguise!
Ray-Ban

(Belle)
Love stilettos--
What a weapon!
Snag that man with
Your high steppin'.
Christian Louboutin

(Belle)
If, like BoPeep
You've lost your sheep
You can't count them
To get to sleep.
Lunesta